1.Birthday Boy
Jesus christ
Pain
Take one
Yeah! pain
Last time i saw you, i was holding your hand
And i couldn't wait for you to leave
I knew right then that it was over and done
And i couldn't believe that i was free
Help me now, i'm going down
And i don't know if i'll be ok
I'll be around, i'll be in town
If you need a place to stay
When the wind blows and there's a chill in the air
I hope that someone is taking care of you
I'm alright, yeah, i'm really ok
Just so you know i'm always there for you
Help me now, i'm going down
And i don't know if i'll be ok
I'll be around, i'll be in town
If you need a place to stay
(this is happy birthday.....
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear karen, happy birthday to you.....
You're no longer only just a teenager, you're a full-grown
20....)
2.Blackjack
Blackjack
Big black betty (blackjack)
Little spanish eddie (big flapjack)
Blackjack
Indian black betty
3.Bumblebee
Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit
Ohhhhh jesus!
Ahhhh bumblebee
He stung me, stung me ahhhhh
He stung my brain
Awwwww
Weedeating vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
4.Cold + Wet
I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what i'm sayin' to ya
Cold + wet it's the message i'm conveyin' to ya
How many times do i has to tell ya that i'm cold + wet？
Hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey
Hot and dizzy you better get busy + make me some soup
Oh before i get sick
5.Common Bitch
Let me tell you 'bout the fucking bitch, deaner!
Why'd you know she's a fucking bitch？
She didn't - she's a fucking bitch, deaner!
Common bitch, my head itch
Scratch it bitch, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl
Common bitch, wear good stitch
Fetch it bitch, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl
Common bitch, poppa's home
No shit, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl
6.Don't Laugh(I Love You)
And when the sun, it turns to snow
And the grass doesn't grow
Don't laugh, i love you
I could look outside my window every day
But you wouldn't be there to there come and play
Don't laugh, i love you
Ernest hemingway (ernest hemingway)
Would always be there for me (would always be there for me)
But now (ernest hemingway) ernest hemingway is dead (is dead
now)
If i could get you back someday
Don't you say you're going away
Don't laugh, i love you
And if you locked me in the sun
To the tinkle i would run
Don't laugh, i love you
Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu
Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu
I love you, i love you, i love you, i love you
Don't laugh, i love you
I love you, i love you, i love you, i love you
(oooh...ohhheee..watch it...giveittome..blahblahblah...
Watchit...ooheee...giveittome, etc.)
7.El Camino
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El camino
By ween 1990
On the 'god-satan' album
El camino
El camino -- blazing down the road
El camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El camino -- conquest of the night
El camino -- aztec machine speeding to the light
Toronado -- concienda il ma pweeb
Toronado -- ah, she rules the laws of speed
Toronado -- she's a bull of a machine
Toronado -- beauty like i've never seen
Cordoba -- hot siesta at high noon
Cordoba -- oh, she takes me to the moon
Cordoba -- oh, estienda ma chi esta que
Cordoba -- el puentes masto mehta
Cuondo cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo
,(this part taken from jefferson starship's white rabbit,
Who got the idea from lewis carroll's 'alice in wonderland'
story)：
'one pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.'
,
El camino -- blazing down the road
El camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El camino -- conquest of the night
El camino -- aztec machine speeding to the light
8.Fat Lenny
Fat lenny's gonna walk right into myself
Fat lenny's gonna see myself (reflect it back on myself)
Fat lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And i say fat lenny's gonna lick my head off
Stop by my friend fat lenny, i like him a lot (tell him about my
buddy)
He's fat lenny - what
Fat lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And i said now fat lenny's gonna jump up and down (run back down
the hill)
And i said now fat lenny knows what he is (to be fat lenny)
'cause he is fat lenny (he's my buddy)
He's fat lenny (i know what he is to be fat lenny) 'cause he's
my friend fat lenny
I like fat lenny, i like 'cause he's my friend fat lenny - fat
lenny
What - you know - he's fat lenny - you know
You know he's fat lenny
Fat lenny's gonna lick my brain today
Fat lenny doesn't like me anyway
Fat lenny said (my friend) today
Fat lenny
Fat lenny, fat lenny,
Fat lenny, fat lenny, fat fat fat lenny
Fat lenny, fat lenny
Fat lenny, fat lenny, fat fat fat lenny
9.I'm In The Mood To Move
I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck
We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now
I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time
10.I Gots A Weasel
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
Jumped in.....
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
Said somethin' to show me the blimp, babe
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
I got me this big weasel out!
Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
It come through the roof in a blimp!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
Weasel flying upstairs in the air!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah weasel --
got a weasel
I got the weasel jumped in the air!
Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel pleazel my pleazel pleazel weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
Weasel flyin' around up in the ceiling!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel --
got a weasel
He jumped upstairs and down again!
Yeah!
11.L.m.l.y.p.(Prince Ween)
[interpolation of prince's 'shockadelica' and 'alphabet street',
with extra lyrics by ween]
Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah
＜'shockadelica' section：＞
The lights go out, the smell of doom
I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room
The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed
And you're so tired, and the reason is camille-mille
Shockadelica
The girl must be a witch
She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched
Shockadelica
You need a second opinion
But she never wears a stitch
So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden
rope
She won't let you play your guitar
And when you've cried enough
Maybe she'll let you up
For a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car
Gonna make you beg!
Gonna make you beg
Gonna make you spread your leg
Gonna want it, gonna get it
And you'll never regret it
＜'alphabet street'_rap：＞
Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste
Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste？
Didn't she tell you that lovesexy was the glam of them all？
If you can hang, you can trip on it
You surely won't fall
No side effects and the feeling last forever
Straight up - it tastes good
It makes you feel clever
You kiss your enemies like you know you should
Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would
You jerk your body like a horny pony would
Now run and tell your mama about that!
Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt
Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt
Let me show you how to please me baby
Let me show you how to tease me baby
Baby baby babe get down on your knees
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Come on baby, i got somethin' to say
Let me lick your pussy
I wanna say i wanna lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
I ain't messin' around - i ain't messin' around
I'm sayin' baby
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'
How's your pussy baby？
Now we've all got something, you know what i mean？
You've got your pussy
Right there between your legs, baby
You know what it is, don't you？ it's a pussy!
Oooh yeah!
You know what i wanna do what that pussy, baby？
You know what i wanna do？
Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby
Take it out, wanna take it to town
Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place
Then i'm gonna...can you imagine baby？
Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh
Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby
Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy
Come here baby!
First we'll take a bath
Then i'll get my towel, baby
I'll wrap you up - i'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby
You know what i'm gonna do then
I just wanna say - you know baby, i could give a great massage
Oh, you can, gener？
I say, yeah baby, i give you a massage like, like thirteen
kings, baby
Oh, gener!
I say, what you got between your legs, baby？
What does that have to do with a massage, baby？
You know, you know what i really want...it's your pussy baby
I wanna lick your pussy baby
Yeah, you know what i'm saying
You know what i'm saying
You got me going baby
Oh, you got me going like i never thought i'd go before
Shit baby! come here! let me lick your pussy!
Let me lick your pussy, baby
Let me lick your pussy!
Take it, deaner!
12.Licking The Palm For Guava
It was a cold, dark night
No hope in sight
I left my little hut
And went to the palm
To get some guava
Licking the palm for guava
Licking the palm for guava
Yes, when you're old and you're not very young
Lick the palm for guava
Lick the palm
When you're old and you're not very young
Lick the palm for guava
13.Marble Tulip Juicy Tree
I don't know you you are, i don't know who you want to be
When i carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where i want to go
And all the nuphies are happy, they know of a fungus that grow
So when you see hoecke's mind screw don't come running to me
Or i will scream and set aflame marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where i want to be
When i gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Every morning i put my shoes on and i think about she
Who controls the four seasons inhaling kitties in the see
It's like a noodle in a salad -- little birdy wants to be set
free-ee
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy -- marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving thing that you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids and marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where i want to be
When i gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
14.Mushroom Festival In Hell
The wind is howling and the time is right for fear
In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears
And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god？
They've already been immersed in the wad
The wind is howling and the sea is boiling down
The mind is the water, the mind is the water
'cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
'cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
Yeah! woo! woo! woo! woo!
15.Nan
Hi, i'm fuckin' eddie dingle
I met this girl named nan
She, she overpopulated my senses
And fuckin' dicked me over
What's your big secret？
Could you give me a clue？
Oh, silly girl, i'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would i find
Are you for real？ what do you feel？
Finders keepers, losers weepers, baby
If i could get the lid off, i'd look into the jar
Is this the best thing that i can do？
It ain't done me no good so far
Mind over matter
But it seems i don't matter at all (fucker)
Nan, a table for one
Do you think i could be invited to come？ (fuck)
What's your big secret？
Could you give me a clue？
Oh, silly, silly girl, i'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would you find
Are you for real？ what do you feel？
You know, i saw you yesterday walkin' with danny
He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too
You know what you did to me baby？
Yeah, you know what you did, now you're walkin' with danny down
the street
How do you think that make me feel huh？
How do you think that make me feel huh？ huh？
You think i like it here, you fucker？
You fuckin' bitch, i hate you, you fucker
You keep walkin' with danny
You keep fuckin' walkin' with danny, i don't give a fuck
Yeah, i don't give a flying fuck about you or danny, you bitch
16.Never Squeal
Never squeal on the pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Don't swim in the water
Don't fly in the daytime
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Never smuggle no candy
Can't be whatcha wanna
When you hafta go
Down to the darkest places
Yeah you're gonna be okay
Don't say what's really on your mind
Gotsta give it just a little more time
And try to remember this rhyme and you'll be okay
Now i know i turn you on
And i think you and i could get along
Don't, don't get me wrong you gonna be alright
Say it with me now
Never squeal on the pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Never squeal on the pusher
Don't lie to your mama
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
Don't swim in the water
Don't fly in the daytime
Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay
17.Nicole
(oh-oh yeah! jah rastafari!)
Nicole, i love you
I'll never leave you
Without you i turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole
Nicole, i love you
I'm thinking of you
With every motion i make
When the stars are above you
Know that i miss you
And i'll be there sooner than you think
Nicole, nicole, nicole, nicole
Nicole, nicole, nicole, nicole
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Nicole, nicole, nicole, nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum...
Make that joke and crack that joke...
Want to love rise above in the glove...
What can i say？ that i'm gone today i can't stay
Go home please please believe
You aren't...'cause you're built for me babe
Ohhh, think of old...old queen cole
Cocoa puff man, you know who you are
I've seen your cocoa puff man, nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, nicole
I want the whole fucking....i want your cocoa puff man nicole
Hahahaha.....man
Fucking cunt...you fucking cunt
You never called me.....
Fucking....cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
Fuck that man...fuck
Go and hang up the phone
I'll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch -- hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn...
Yeah, i've seen your cocoa puff man
We're now entering the cabin
We're going to- we're going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause i've seen her cocoa puff man
I've seen her cunt, wash her rim, wash her rim
Wear the glove, nicole
Friday, i'm gone today, i can't stay, nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink？
It's clogged, man, clogged, the sink's clogged
I'm gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don't be, it's you i need, cause you're built for speed,
nicole
...paper towels...
...nicole...
...there we go!...
Nicole! nicole! nicole! nicole!
Where you at, man？ where you at？
Fuck these shit! call me back!
How come you never call him？
How come you never call my buggy, nicole？
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, nicole？ you listening to this？
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, nicole？
Fuck! fucking cunt!
Call me back!
18.Old Man Thunder
Old man thunder, sound of thunder
Broan sh' brazh daunn oh!
Birndi sihnn, gone d fir d'sau
The munth of funth
Gonna rundowntown, d'sau
19.Old Queen Cole
Old queen cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now nicki life is gettin' tricky
And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast
Full throttle in gear tryin' hard to steer you
Toward immaculate conception, heavy metal perception
There's a world that's all around you and no one will ever find
you
For you that's ok 'cause tomorrow's just another day
Rock, roll, butter, bread, remember what yo' mama said
Hey it's just yo' life, why don't you find the biggest knife
You can find now baby yeah you actin' like a lady
You got blood on your pants and i know that you can dance
Queen cole queen cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now nicki life is gettin' tricky
And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast
20.Papa Zit
Papa zit, go!
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
Listen to papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit
Chew tobacco - papa zit
Two chewbaccas - papa zit
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
Listen to papa - papa zit
Who's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit
Chew tobacco - papa zit
Two chewbaccas - papa zit
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit - this is the shit
21.Puffy Cloud(Puffi Claude)
Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
22.Squelch The Weasel
Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns
Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song
Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds
Feed him to the many, for thoust their souls shall weep
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth
I was just a puppet until the clouds caved in
Bless me now you are sacred my flesh betwixt my skin
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth
23.Tick
I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head
In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head
Why can't he go away why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play but i can only say
That i'll get you, i'll burn you, i'll crush you, i'll flush you
(down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
I tried to get rid of my plague but i left some of his leg
And he grew back pretty quick so i stabbed the little prick
But now i cut my head -- in the morning i'll be dead
But even after still he'll find someone to kill
And he'll get you, i'll burn you, i'll crush you, i'll flush you
(down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
24.Up On The Hill(Trad.)
Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne
Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean, across the field
By the word of the boognish
I said, 'lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home'
(lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home)
When i was younger my momma told me
She said 'gener, i wanna smell it.'
And then she smelled it and it was smelly
And she said, 'lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home'
(lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home)
In a dream said he was comin'
Boognish was risin' up from the mist
He held the scepter of wealth and power
And said, 'by god, i've come to take you home.'
(by god, i've come to take you home)
25.Wayne's Pet Youngin'
Hey...lay it on me
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
Morgan's pain succumbs to the frame
In a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin'
Astral plane conversing lame
In a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin'
A stained pane drownin' out the rain
In a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin'
You name the game and i'll bring dwayne
And roger and rerun to wayne's pet youngin'
Rerun's brain - confetti stain
In a zany combination of wayne's pet youngin'
What's your name？ are you glad you came？
But would you die in the name of wayne's pet youngin'？
Yes i would! aaaahhhh!
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Ha ha!
26.You Fucked Up
You fucked up! by ween!
You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up
You fucked up - you fuckin' nazi whore
Well, you dicked me over but now you'll pay
You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!
You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up
You fucked up - you sloppy little shit -- bitch -- aaaahhhh
Well, you dicked me over but now you'll pay
You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!
Well, you dicked me over but now you'll pay
You fucked up ... aaaahhh!!
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